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Oh Snap! (figured it out)

 
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:00 am    Post subject: Oh Snap! (figured it out) Reply with quote

I've been thinking this over (for a few minutes) about how to stop the Apocalypse.

Then it hit me, a stroke of (insane) genius. The Apocalypse is really initiated by the Antichrist. So he would be the prime target. The problem is though that if you killed him he'd just come back after three days.

Soooo....I realized, you don't have to kill the Antichrist....all you have to do is make it so that he's no longer conscious for the rest of his life. Yes you just have beat him (brutally) into a coma.

YES apparently Dogma did have all of the answers.

So, when we know who the Antichrist is, someone can just take a base ball bat and beat him over the head till he's a vegetable...
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soooooooooo, where's X been lately? I haven't seen him arWWWWWWWWWND
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wouldn't he wake up from the coma 3 days later?

I mean... maybe?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dont quite think it works like that... last time I tried he was down for 8 days.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't you first have to find the "Antichrist" sir? In the Omen it took the parents forever to figure out their son was the evil one and by that time it was too late. And since movies never lie, I say you are WRONG sir!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All that movie proved was that todays parents can't acknowledge when their child is an evil spawn. There are several methods of doing so my good sir!...

Now you could just go by the Falwell Method and knock out every influencial Jewish Politician. Or you could go after whoever does most good for society (since that is obviously what they're not expecting). Now he could also be the U.N. Secretary General if he makes the U.N. an much more effective force (since you should never trust a man who can unite world nations without encouraging prayer in school). But to be safe, one should go with all of these methods. So the most likely candidate for Antichrist would be a Jewish (and possibly homosexual) Secretary General of the U.N. who manages to get Israel and Palestine to sign a peace treaty.

Edit: And ftr, you obviously weren't hitting hard enough. He has to be totally brain dead.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make him watch The Notebook over and over.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

EyeOfTheRaven wrote:
Make him watch The Notebook over and over.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If a chick makes a dude watch Notebook (especially more than once) he better be getting laid damnit, GAH.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gala, you sound frustrated about something.

Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think my girlfriend has the willpower to close the gates until I watch The Notebook with her.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If the AntiChrist is the opposite of Christ, doesn't that mean he'll die after three days?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kassad wrote:
Gala, you sound frustrated about something.

Laughing


Kassad better be french for "I PUT OUT".
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

EyeOfTheRaven wrote:
Make him watch The Notebook over and over.


That works too...but the baseball bat is much more fun Wink
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