Board of Quotage

Kat · Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 7:19 pm Post subject:

<Kat> seriously can't get over the fact that kuran has owned ck2 all this time
<SamWork> chronic case of steam backlog
<aphal> maybe his brain was subconciously preventing him from realizing the truth
<aphal> and never even getting to the store page to see "you already own this game"
<aphal> maybe its like in memento and he tries to buy ck2 every day forgetting that he bought it 10 years ago
<SamWork> lolol I was about to say he has a picture of gabe newell with DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES written on it

Kat · Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:27 am Post subject:

<Phantom_Laptop> im like what the fuck this is the north its not supposed to be this hot and humid :((((
<Phantom_Laptop> i can deal with crazy winters, just stack on more layers and buy a good coat
<ao|work> didnt you move to the midwest which is basically a waking nightmare
<Phantom_Laptop> yeah
<ao|work> so what did you expect
<Phantom_Laptop> but heat/humidity ugh
<ao|work> theres a reason the oregon trail went all the way to the end and didnt stop

Kat · Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:58 am Post subject:

- I hope we have a Hurricane Jesus
- I think if you eat every candy bar in the game you should get diabetes
- if you weren't there at high noon you were a yellow
- I chose that side!
- we're like the opposite of the Amish
- they can do a Cash Ambulance
- what's scream in Spanish? ay ay ay
- (on a steep slope) [unintelligible] push grandma!
- this is why you sent people like Kat to Australia
- Russian restaurants? they exist? do they just serve vodka there?
- Texas when you're ready (yeehaw)
- (after Jo complemented his outfit) thank you, I'm not gay by the way
- my Korean name is Ban Kai Moon, Kofi Annan is my African name
- The only people that are fans of Dr Who are overweight women posting on Tumblr
- it would biologically be a butt
- you guys want to go to the eye-talian place with the free range strombolis
- you guys should have male and female cats named Dan and neb, and when they have kittens it's like you have offspring
- why did Ryan Davis die instead of Tim Schafer? I want to trade
- is this that bullshit where we have to use the native word?
- you know what we call those here? eagles
- White Mountain? that's a name I can get behind

Bogo Sort · Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:50 am Post subject:

<Phantom_Laptop> i had this really vivid dream where i was watching the sopranos but george costanza was playing tony soprano
<Phantom_Laptop> i figured you would get a laugh out of that!!!
<@Porthos> haha
<Phantom_Laptop> GEORGE IS GETTIN' MAD

Aphal · **QUOTE, BUY, PRINT!** Joined: 24 Mar 2005 Posts: 386

(10:57:46 AM) SamWork: http://www.armaholic.com/page.php?id=22802
(11:01:32 AM) CynicalRazor: that's exactly what arma3 needs
(11:01:37 AM) CynicalRazor: otakus
(11:01:50 AM) SamWork: alpha charlie this is delta foxtrot, am i kawaii? over.

Spazz · Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 7:17 pm Post subject:

<BUFF_JARVAN> ppl had all these ideas about how it was going to work but none of them worked out and today we can look back at the days when ppl expected their info to not be copied around everywhere and laugh @ them
<BUFF_JARVAN> (now we all p much realize that the nsa is watching everything all the time)
<Kassad> so you're saying they watch porn all day
<RoadCrewWorker> as users of the internet they're contractually obliged to
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Kat · Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 4:01 am Post subject:

<SHREKTOGREFEST> yo what happened to gooncon
<SHREKTOGREFEST> is it dead
<Phantom_Spaceman> it died at gooncon

Kat · Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 5:35 am Post subject:

"doin it in the butt is pretty good" - porthos

Kat · Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:33 am Post subject:

<aphal> there was a ronald reagan calendar at value village
<aphal> every month was reagan
<aphal> 2014
<+Kyyp> god bless america

Kat · Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:42 am Post subject:

<knotknot> I met some dude playing dota and our lane went pretty well so I after the game I got an friend request and I was like "cool" and added him
<knotknot> I was just looking at his profile and he's in all of these groups for this wannabe German speaking group obsessed with ww2
<knotknot> With topics that postulate that maybe the Germans were right?????? Just asking questions
<knotknot> what the duck man a video game made me accidentally friend a nazi

zeldagal · Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 53

Porthos: Spelunky's pretty awesome
Porthos: I just sacrificed my girlfriend and got a catcher's mitt

zeldagal · Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 53

"you can't ask the south, I mean we have country music and we had slaves, clearly we have bad taste" - porthos

Kat · Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 1:39 am Post subject:

<@Porthos> if he stops the download he can get it once my dload is done
<&LumensAquilae> i stopped my download already dick butt
<@Porthos> dont call me a dick butt
<@Porthos> u cockersamuel

Kat · Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 3:40 am Post subject:

<Phantom_Spaceman> enemies killed: 1131, men lost: 91 B]
<Phantom_Spaceman> eat shit holy roman empire
<Phantom_Spaceman> NOO
<Phantom_Spaceman> FUCK
<Phantom_Spaceman> game crashed
<CynicalRazor> that was the HRE's Trump Card
<CynicalRazor> the CTD

Kat · Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:18 am Post subject:

<@Porthos> kids are sticky

Kat · Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 8:06 pm Post subject:

<Porthos> well that's just being accurate I mean you ever shoot an obese person

Kat · Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:35 am Post subject:

Don't Jewish people eat chocolate coins on new year's? Like on one of the nights of Kwanzaa or something?
- Wearing this stuff makes white people feel like douches, that's what they should call this place
- don't get me started on Jews
- I'll tell Trevor "i found your fleshlight" and when he says he doesn't have one I'll say "well your steam box is ruined now"
- all you do is pee
- if you blow the shopkeeper, I'll grab the jetpack
- That's why [ratman] disappeared, he stole a baby
- I know what Irish accents sound like, I've been to Kastoori
- I've never had a strawberry that tastes like a strawberry
- you can't milk coconuts, they don't have mammaries
- I'd like to pound John Candy
- Elmo didn't rape a kid
- Sam got a handy at the sub shop
- invading Poland is pretty good
- One of the bosses in [let's go jungle] is Cecil the lion
- Muscles keep your knees from bending backward, you don't know shit about muscles, Trevor

Kat · Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 1:47 am Post subject:

- People call me WhitePeopleSpicy
- If it can't kill a man, what's the point of having a dog??