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Kat · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:45 am Post subject:

<@Porthos> you can drag people into your apartment :)
<@Porthos> all they do is stand around a cry tho

zeldagal · Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 53

(8:45:15 PM) Porthos: fuckkk
(8:45:23 PM) Porthos: I'll never pay off these student loans Sad

(8:45:23 PM) Kat: porthos how many jobs did you apply for today
(8:45:55 PM) ziggy: lolllllll

zeldagal · Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 53

(6:51:23 PM) VETERAN_BEAR: paint crashed
(6:51:24 PM) VETERAN_BEAR: wtf
(6:51:26 PM) VETERAN_BEAR: like windows paint
(6:51:27 PM) VETERAN_BEAR: ms paint
(6:51:29 PM) VETERAN_BEAR: it crashed
(6:51:30 PM) VETERAN_BEAR: how
(6:51:39 PM) VETERAN_BEAR: how does that even HAPPEN
(6:52:05 PM) VETERAN_BEAR: did paint start using flash for something
(6:52:16 PM) VETERAN_BEAR: did yesterday's [KF] patch do something to paint

Kyyp · Joined: 07 Aug 2005 Posts: 1011

[18:08] Porthos: but you put your balls in is mouth Sad

[18:08] Porthos: how cna I not be obsessed

zeldagal · Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 53

(12:12:45 PM) WASABI_POCKY: when i was a little kid i had this game w/ my brother called "you gotta be ready"
(12:13:01 PM) WASABI_POCKY: the idea was that you could act like you were going to punch your brother in the face but stop your fist at the last minute
(12:13:07 PM) WASABI_POCKY: and then shout YOU GOTTA BE READY
(12:13:25 PM) WASABI_POCKY: thats basically this guy
(12:13:31 PM) Aphal: the south

Kat · Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:34 pm Post subject:

13:30:23 * Joins: LumensAquilae (~Sam@synIRC-A49A64F7.triad.res.rr.com)
13:30:24 * ChanServ sets mode: +ao LumensAquilae LumensAquilae
13:30:31 <~Kat> hey sam welcome to anime chat
13:30:40 <ao|work> raise the drawbridge
13:30:45 <Kassad> ^_^
13:30:47 <ao|work> the anime army draws near
13:31:24 <ao|work> so whats ur favorite anime mine is shank
13:31:57 <~Kat> shank is so kawaii desu
13:32:21 <Kassad> grave of the fireflies :v
13:32:30 * Quits: &LumensAquilae (~Sam@synIRC-A49A64F7.triad.res.rr.com) (Quit: Connection reset by SHODAN)

Kat · Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:50 pm Post subject:

17:49:46 <SamWork> wanna see a joke i wrote tho?
17:49:50 * SamWork is now known as PorthosWork

edit:
17:54:47 <ao> i still have an extra mattress because im too lazy to get rid of it if porthos wants 2 stay here
17:58:56 <ziggy> yeah porthos can stay with us
17:59:22 <ziggy> then he'd only be blocking 2 people from the shower
17:59:24 <ziggy> and not
17:59:24 <ziggy> 5

Kat · Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 3:46 am Post subject:

23:44:19 <SamPhone> Sup
23:45:02 <SamPhone> What are you feeling better than most phonics and everything else noticed with audio latency
23:45:43 <SamPhone> can I dunno if it started snowing
23:46:32 <SamPhone> Gore is not responsible for the default settings for a cheaper smaller bass practice amp
23:47:01 <SamPhone> I'm preparing Death penalty for a bunch of winter shit fueled by alt tabbing
23:47:26 <@Porthos> what
23:47:33 <SamPhone> the divine secrets and everything else noticed that the game complains constantly

Kat · Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:18 am Post subject:

02:19:58 <PhantomSpaceman> i killed like 4 or 5 dudes all at once w/ gas B)
02:20:30 <&LumensAquilae> you weren't even playing aliens

Bogo Sort · Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:58 am Post subject:

<GalaKnight> i need bioshock infinite so i dont get spoiled
<Mr_Nutty> oh how the tables have turned

Kat · Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:56 am Post subject:

00:58:46 <~Kat> pax is saved and monaco exists + is really good
00:58:48 <~Kat> today was a good day
00:58:53 <+Kyyp> ya
00:59:02 <@Porthos> pax monacoa

zeldagal · Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 53

(5:45:00 PM) LumensAquilae: hi
(5:50:07 PM) ao|work: hello
(5:54:38 PM) Kyyp: video games?
(5:57:31 PM) DIVEKICK_BATMAN: video games!
(5:59:00 PM) ziggy: yeah!

Kat · Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 7:30 pm Post subject:

15:25:02 <~Kat> http://i.imgur.com/yoiyNMr.jpg
15:29:59 <ao|work> yeah, lip

Kat · Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 3:25 am Post subject:

<Phantom_Laptop> [20:04] <USURY_OWL> dying for bush's elerium money <- this is funny because all my xcom games just result in endless elerium farming and i never actually end the alien threat

Kat · Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 2:32 pm Post subject:

<ao|work> (8:50:48 PM) LumensAquilae: i used it to kindle my fire <-- this message paid for by jeff bezos
<@Porthos> why are you still at work
<ao|work> why are you still living with ur mom
<@Porthos> answer my question, mr yost
<ao|work> thats mr king to u
<@Porthos> ur not my king
<@Porthos> ur a baron at best
<ao|work> [give in to my foul impulses]
<@Porthos> 20% chance Trevor King-Yost dies!
<Phantom_Laptop> the yost king
<@Porthos> gonna usurp ur kingdom trevor
<Phantom_Laptop> u nothin but a pretender
<Phantom_Laptop> trevor is the one true king
<@Porthos> I'll do it
<Phantom_Laptop> the throne is his, by right of conquest
* Porthos has usurps the title of "King-Yost from Trevor Yost.
<@Porthos> usurped goddamnit
<ziggy> WHAAT
<ziggy> I come back to this
<@Porthos> Hello my wife
<@Porthos> I am the new king-yost now
<@Porthos> http://www.abload.de/img/wiiu-dies-in-the-swamxdu1e.gif lolol
<Phantom_Laptop> lolol
<Phantom_Laptop> all hail the new king: Porthos, first of his name
<@Porthos> Porthos I
<@Porthos> King-Yost of SoAWorld, Protector of Mexico
<Phantom_Laptop> Defender of the faith, and protector of the realm.
<@Porthos> and that
<Phantom_Laptop> an excellent gif, your grace
<@Porthos> yes, squire, I found it most amusing myself.
<+Kyyp> what just happened

Kat · Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 12:52 am Post subject:

<SamWork> today i heard some old ppl at the table behind me talking about how churches should pull funding from the boyscouts now
<SamWork> tears.wav
<ao|work> just take porthos everywhere so the old people have to listen to him loudly talking about islam crusades or eating babies or w/e
<ao|work> "i converted to islam but my son wouldn't do it so i had to have my servants kill him"

Kat · Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:13 pm Post subject:

<SamWork> Cypher Raige
<SamWork> that is seriously the character name in after earth
<SamWork> is this a comic book movie
<SamWork> that name is dumb enough to be a comic book name
<~Kat> the story was done by will smith, it was directed by m night shyamalan, and the script was done by gary whitta
<~Kat> I'm not sure who's at fault for that name
<SamWork> none of them objected so they're all at fault
<SamWork> his name is egiar and rehpyc backwards

Kat · Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:29 pm Post subject:

[22:48] <@Porthos> man
[22:48] <@Porthos> I conquered some land and took a young woman hostage
[22:48] <@Porthos> then I made her a concubine
[22:48] <@Porthos> and she died three days later of depression :(

Kat · Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:45 am Post subject:

<Porthos> lolll good lord
<Porthos> police on segways shut down the ouya booth
<Porthos> this is arrested development shit
<Kyyp> theres always money in the ouya stand

Kat · Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:00 pm Post subject:

<LumensAquilae> that is some hardcore backpedaling
<LumensAquilae> holy shit
<Perona> xbox one eighty