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Interview with Osman
By: Mercedes (Air_Pirate_Mey)Me: Thank you for joining us today, Osman. How are you?Osman: SwellMe: Wonderful. On with our questions?Osman: Go aheadMe: All right then. Here is something all the viewers would like to know. What is it like to work with the “Skies of Arcadia” cast?Osman: Just fine, if you could only exclude a particular three…Me: You don’t mean Vyse, Aika, and Fina…Osman: They are exactly who I mean.Me: What are you talking about? They’re the plot’s heroes!Osman: You do not know the trouble they have caused me off-screen! I was…practically their baby-sitter! I had to wash their dirty laundry and take them to McDonalds When they got hungry. “Osman do this, Osman do that”. Did I get anything in return? No, because they are rude little brats!Me: I had no idea they treated you in that way… Well you do play a role in SoA as the moneylender who gives Vyse and gang a hard time. Speaking of, I hear there is interesting story on how you received your role. Please explain.Osman: Well most people do not know this, but I was merely the make-up and hair stylist for the cast. That job was no picnic either. Fina and Aika would complain that their make was to heavy, and Vyse never kept still… which would explain the scar. One day I was trying to cut a bang out of his face when he looked over to see what those girls were doing and the scissors slashed his cheek. I tried cover up but it was still too noticeable and the director had the crew re-shot half the scenes with the scar. It wasn’t my fault!Me: Yeah, but this doesn’t explain how you got the part…Osman: I’m getting there don’t rush me.Me: Oh, ok.Osman: Anyway, the director believed Vyse’s side of the story, which mentioned “I stabbed his face with scissors and meant it” and consequently forced me to play the role.Me: Were you unhappy?Osman: NOPE! I was very satisfied. No longer was I to be the make-up lady, in Nasrad I was very wealthy, and I got to diss Vyse and his friends in the game!Me: ……..OOOH. Okay now, you see I Thought you said, “I was very h…” um, never mind.Osman: Don’t even start, or will walk out on this interview.Me: No, no, no! Please stay! I’d like to question you more! Let’s see… you seem angered by most of the SoA cast members. Any you’re not?Osman: GilderMe: … WHY Gilder?Osman: One day he came into my shop. I guess he was looking for something at the time. Ah, Gilder that cutie…I spoke to him in my sexy voice, “Why hello there, handsome!” He looked at me, blushed and smiled, and quickly ran backwards to the exit. He’s such a shy boy!Me: Osman I don’t think…Osman: What? is it wrong for me to love a man?Me: No, of course not! *shudders* All right, latter on in the game, you join Vyse’s crew when you lose almost everything you own. How did this make you feel?Osman: I only crossed paths with him because my shop “mysteriously” exploded. I really wanted to blame Vyse for my troubles and sue to get extra cash, but the weird thing is that he offered me a place to stay on his ship…Me: What is with that pink cat that you always carry on your head? Might I add, it still remains there.Osman: Quiet you! This is my lucky pink cat and WAS the mascot of my business. You might say she was responsible for all my profits back in Nasrad before I went bankrupt.Me: I’m sure it all paid of somewhere.Osman: What do you mean by that?Me: … he heOsman: Why does everyone mock my size? How dare you! Good-bye!Me: Uh, wait!*Osman hobbles away*Me: Ah, forget it. Now I understand why they call her a pain… well, that’s a wrap!