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Interview with Gilder

By : John Doe

JD: So! Gilder, we've got a few questions lined up for you today.

Gilder: I thought you said that there would be women here.

JD: Uh, no, I never said that.

Gilder: Hm, okay get on with the questions.

JD: Number one, why is it that you hate Clara so much?

Gilder: I don't hate her, she's just too sappy and annoying.

JD: I see. Were there any funny moments that we didn't get to see?

Gilder: Yeah, there were a few.

JD: Okay, name a couple.

Gilder: Well, there was the time when I accidentally shot Aika.

JD: Really? What did she do?

Gilder: Well, The filming was delayed for a few days because she decided to
eat a Polly special. I took a while to take effect. But what did I care? Like
I always say, "Women are like sunsets, when you wake up, there's a new one there."


JD: Yeah, I bet with your looks you get all the women.

Gilder: Whoa! I'm not sure I want to be hearing that from another guy!

JD: Sorry about that. Anything else strange happen?

Gilder: Yup. Ramirez was supposed to die when we first fought him. Then he
showed up on our ship. Boy he sure loves a good fight, especially after he
got that "Silver Nightmare" move. Man I hate that, he always used it on me
too.

JD: Well, at least you survived. Another question, why are you so bad at magic?


Gilder: Hey! At least it's better than Drachma's!

JD: I didn't say it wasn't.

Gilder: Actually, I don't rely on the stuff to much. All that "moons, give
me strength" stuff is just too funny. They actually rely on moons to give them
power? Ridiculous!

JD: Okay, was there anyone you got along with really well?

Gilder: Absolutely. Willy, my parrot.

JD: Anyone else?

Gilder: Well, Vigoro was pretty cool. We have a lot in common. He taught me
some new pick-up lines.

JD: Hm. I guess that about wraps it up.

Gilder: Dance for me! (Points guns at JD)

JD: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! (runs away)